Key eventsFifty for Joe Root!18th over: England 101-2 (Cox 40, Root 52) Root reaches his 69th Test fifty, running a cut down for four. What will England do when he is no longer available for rescue acts? Just 29 needed now.Hello Graham Whittington. “Just to say that transfer between Gare de Lyon and Gare du Nord is less stressful if you take RER Line D... which is direct (rather than line B, then line A, which most tourists do). Voilà.”Thank you Graham, have put that in my little black book.Share18th over: England 94-2 (Cox 39, Root 46) Razaullah glides in, but the tension the fire, has gone. This and that from Root and Cox then a wristy, authorative, flick for four by Cox.“Last throw of the dice on the last day of the last Test,” writes Peter Metcalfe. “After Yorkshire Air Ambulance saved the life of one of our junior players, I wrote a village cricket memoir as a fundraiser. All my profits to YAA charity. The Ball Hit My bat - Cricket in the Slow Lane is still available for discerning readers. Praised by Mike Brearley and Sir Geoffrey.” Good luck to you Peter, and the wonderful YAA.Share17th over: England 84-2 (Cox 30, Root 45) Now we see Mohammad Imran. When what Pakistan need is Abdul Qadir. But having said that there’s only one run from his over, a no ball, actually make that five from a last-ball overthrow over the keeper’s head which gives Root a thousand Test runs at Edgbaston. He’s now done that at four different grounds joining Jacques Kallis and someone else who I was too slow to spot.“Come to think of it, why shouldn’t there be a cricket-based dating agency?” asks John Starbuck. “The numbers would be small but the interest intense.” This is an excellent idea and I do need another string to my freelance bow..Share16th over: England 79-2 (Cox 30, Root 41) One last throw of the dice. Razaullah races in. Cox picks up a couple square, and then a full-throated drive , hold the position, down the ground. Masood throws wildly to a quick single, but England are home and a the ball is well stopped.”Very envious of the Selvey Grand Tour by rail all the way.,” writes Brian Withington.“On a more modest scale my wife and daughter are just back from a train trip to wonderful Arles and the nearby Camargue. They loved the trains but the transfers between Gares de Nord and Lyon were apparently a tad stressful - try watching Essex bat this last week/season I rejoindered, sympathetically.”Ha! Could be interesting at Chelmsford on Tuesday when Warwickshire come to town.Share15th over: England 71-2 (Cox 22, Root 39) Root is unhappy with his helmet, calls for something but the dressing room seem a little bit lost as to what it is. Eventually, someone comes out with a screw. Don’t tell me this is a man who can put up shelves as well keep a Test average over fifty. Actually we think it was glue. Perhaps he made those kit aeroplanes as a boy. Anyway, an Ali bouncer flies over Ghori’s head for four and England are starting to motor.“I get what you mean about your homework, but did Lord Selvey ever do an OBO? It would seem like a waste of his particular skills,” asks Bob O’Hara. I actually don’t know, but I don’t think so.”PS, this was written from Trondheim. Any sense of exoticism is undone by me being in a shopping centre called Circus. Insert your own jokes here.”Share13th over: England 64-2 (Cox 22, Root 39) Ali for another over, I don’t know if Pakistan have decided Razaullah is too expensive, but here Cox cleverly screwdrivers four through midwicket.Hello David Clark! “We live in Valencia. The esteemed Mr Selvey would be welcome to join us for lunch where I can regale him with my exploits for Wanstead CC in the 1970’s. Did he ever play cricket himself?” I’m starting to feel like a dating agency.Share13th over: England 58-2 (Cox 17, Root 38) This four-day pitch is made for spin, says Nasser, but Pakistan aren’t playing a front-line spinner. So Mohammad Abbas it is, for over number seven. Immaculate, as he was for long summers for Hampshire. Oh my, Root edges, through first and second slip, neither of whom move a whisker. The mild-mannered Abbas is fuming, jabs his arms out and says something along the lines of *%£*!*.”I’m so glad to see Mike Selvey’s name on the OBO,” writes Stephen Nichols. “He is a hero of mine, fuelling my love of cricket with his writing for this newspaper for so many years. And I’m pretty sure he spotted Emilio Gay as a future England prospect a few years ago.”Share12th over: England 51-2 (Cox 16, Root 32) Root steps out his neatly tied Yorkshire boots and drives square, for four, with a commemorative-issue first class stamp. It’s another Ali no ball. Cox is frustrated with himself for inside edging onto the pitch, but England are gently steaming now. The players take drinks.“Sadly will miss Mike ,” writes Jim Neale, “as I am going to be in Valencia next Tuesday and would have loved to have bought him a beer (or glass of red wine) as he is at the top of my tree for retired cricketing journalists.” He’s a good un.“Just arriving in Florence with clear blue skies.” How glorious! Enjoy every second.ShareUpdated at 07.14 EDT11th over: England 44-2 (Cox 15, Root 27) That was Mohammad Ali’s 17th no ball of the series, and surely the most costly. Abbas continues. Cox’s turn to pick up four with a punchy drive. Pakistan need wickets quickly to stop England running away with this.Selve is back in touch. “Doing whole trip by train. St Pancras, via Paris to Nimes- Barcelona - Valencia-Seville-Granada- Cordoba- Girona- Paris-London. Few days in each. Fed up with airports a view very much reinforced by the flight cancellations this week.” The grand tour! I’ve been to Barcelona by train, gorgeous trip and very doable.Share10th over: England 40-2 (Cox 11, Root 27) Pakistan take a punt on a review for an lbw against Root by Ali. Babar is off the field so Shan Masood is in the box seat It’s very not out, drifting high and leg side. Root grins and next ball drives gorgeously, beautifully fielded on the rope by a sliding Masood. Razaullah is back on the field in his lovely Pakistan cable-knit jumper. Root is BOWLED! A drag on! Off stump destroyed. But NO! A no ball. Pakistan are distraught, and next ball Root drives square for four. The balloon burst.ShareUpdated at 07.15 EDT9th over: England 31-2 (Cox 10, Root 20) Abbas maiden perfection.Razaullah has returned to sit on the sidelines with the reserves. He looks a bit fed up. Someone ruffles his hair. The groundstaff are hovering near the covers.ShareUpdated at 06.52 EDT8th over: England 31-2 (Cox 10, Root 20) There is a bowling change, as Mohammad Ali takes over from Razaullah. He races in, right arm rolling as he does, as if he’s gently holding the reins of a horse. England are careful here, trying to take the emotion out of the run chase. Straight bats from Cox and Root.Jim Neale has a rival: “Travelling on train from Valencia to Seville, 301km/hour at present,” writes Mike Selvey, the Guardian’s venerable ex-cricket correspondent. “Sadly can’t live stream the match but a short day for you.”I now feel a bit like the headteacher is examining my homework.ShareUpdated at 06.55 EDT7th over: England 30-2 (Cox 9, Root 20) Razaullah has raced up to the dressing room, presumably to patch up his finger. Abbas tiptoes in again – ooof Root edges just in front of first slip. Abbas throws up his hands. But the next ball is a lolly legside and Root tinkers him away for a couple. Babar licks his fingers at slip, his Pakistan cap firmly on his head.Share6th over: England 25-2 (Cox 9, Root 15) Root clips Razaullah for one. It’s quiet at Edgbaston, I’m not sure from here if it is tension or anticipation. I f you’re there, do write in and tell me. The Birmingham clouds are gathering. A delay as Razaullah gets his finger patched up, with magic spray and possibly a plaster after falling over in his follow through. Three singles from the over, Root looks in quiet control.ShareUpdated at 06.37 EDT5th over: England 23-2 (Cox 8, Root 14) Abbas continues his testing turn. After four dots, Root escapes the examination with a single from the fifth ball. WIll Babar plump for another over for Razaullah?Good morning Brian Withington!”For a dead Test match against disintegrated opposition who don’t deserve a three test series, this game has been mildly entertaining. It will also be interesting to see whether and how England’s flawed no 4 resurrects his flailing career.?”Share4th over: England 22-2 (Cox 8, Root 13) Razaullah’s first ball is sprayed leg side. He walks back, looking at the grass, chewing on some gum, runs in, low arm, head down like Anderson. His third ball is wide on the off stump and Root bends his knees and wristily cuts for four over gully. Another wider ball, Cox this time takes four. Maybe Abbas will have to be Pakistan’s hero, if this is to have a happy ending for them.Share3rd over: England 13-2 (Cox 4, Root 8) The groundsman is called onto the pitch to patch up the bowling crease. Repairs done, Abbas continues, less dramatically this time, but testingly on point. “Only rain can save England” reads a placard in the crowd.That was, says Andy Zaltzman, the first time an England opener has been out first ball since Rory Burns was sent on his way by Mitchell Starc in the Ashes 2021-22.ShareUpdated at 06.20 EDT2nd over: England 11-2 (Cox 2, Root 8) Razaullah rolls his shoulders, once, twice, three times. The first ball is on the money, Root edges the second, an outswinger, awkwardly through the cordon for four. He hits Root high on the pad, Razaullah fancies it and for a second Babar considers it. The last ball is cut over slip for four.“Oh god,” writes Harry Lang, “what fresh hell is this?”ShareWICKET! Gay lbw Abbas 0 (England 2-2)Stone cold out.1st over: England 2-2 (Cox 1) Mohammad Abbas carefully choses his ball out of the umpire’s magic box and choses right. The first ball does just enough to keep the dream alive. Ooof, Cox is off the mark with a risky single to cover point. Another beauty beats Gay outside the off stump. The pencil slight figure of Abbas slides in again and Gay is rapped on the middle of his front pad as if X marked the spot. England in disarray.ShareUpdated at 06.14 EDTWICKET! Duckett c Ghori b Abbas 0 (England 0-1)He’s only gone and done it! Duckett pushes at the first ball, which straightens up, he nibbles and the keeper collects by his ankle socks. Abbas zooms an aeroplane celebration.ShareUpdated at 06.06 EDTEngland need 130 to win.There be cloud cover. Razaullah sprints onto the field like a runaway red setter.ShareThe first email lands and Jim Neale wins OBO location of the day/yesterday.“Dear Tanya,”Hope all is good with you and just thought I would share (brag) my exotic locations for your updates.”Spent yesterday evening getting OBO on the way and after taking my seat at the opera in Verona (Turandot and 5* absolutely mind blowing if you ask).”Now on the train to Bologna and due to arrive in Rome at 13:50 (BST) so would be grateful if the weather holds out and it can be completed by then. “ShareNasser has a chat with Jordan Cox, who did so well with the gloves yesterday.“I enjoy keeping, it is great fun, there are not many left handers in the county game so standing up to them was a bit different. You really have to concentrate standing up, the bowlers get so much nip, it’s all about holding your shape.“I should do more keeping. When you’re told you’re coming into the side and batting three all you want to do is hit balls, but I really enjoy it and luckily I’ve got good hands.”Would he rather play as a specialist batter or a keeper? “Either,” he plays straight down the line.ShareRazaullah’s agent is giving it some welly on X – apparently his phone is ringing red. Razaullah was due to play for Cleethorpes in the Yorkshire Southern Premier League before:“@TheRealPCBMedia come calling - sort his Passport out, and wing him over for @Edgbaston. He’s now made his mark. Franchises already showing interest. Our phones have blown up. Watch this space!”ShareUpdated at 05.47 EDTA brief flurry of panic as the cameras think that Razaullah is injured, wrong player.ShareShareUpdated at 05.30 EDTThe Sky team on Razaullah“It was the first time anyone has put a smile on the face of this Pakistan team,” says Urooj Mumtaz. “Such bravado, a strong man, well built and he didn’t shy away from it, thrilling to watch, absolute box office.”“It is such a great story,” say Athers. “Ten days ago he didn’t have a passport, his phone was off when the selectors rang him, they had to send someone to find him , he rocks up, bowls upwards of 89-90 miles an hour when we’ve been watching Pakistan trundle in at 80mph and his performance last night was fantastic. He took England to the cleaners and the crowd were roaring him on. This kid transformed the mood of the team and the mood around the game.”“I can’t think of anyone who has struck the ball harder, except Shahid Afridi.” says Ian Ward.ShareUpdated at 05.28 EDTMoment of the series – the Pakistan balcony after Razaullah was reprieved on 81 by the third umpire?ShareCook critical of England“You can get done by the tail - it’s very hard when people have thelicense and ability to hit sixes,” Alastair Cook told TMS. “What I saw was no plan, it got out of control.”“That’s when you need the backroom staff and coaches to step up. Iwould loved to have seen a message and some real leadership from thecoaches.”ShareWho is going to be Bob Willis? Only one man.ShareUpdated at 05.15 EDT“Not far away now, into the tail,” beautiful from Nasser Hussain yeseterday.ShareAli was in the box seat yesterday:SharePreambleGood morning and welcome to the day you didn’t expect. An evening of glorious chaos at Edgbaston brought us, from nowhere, a match, and a born-for-this-moment star – Razaullah, the floor is yours.Those nine sixes, played with roaring panache, have been matched only by Ben Stokes in a Test innings in England. And now he gets to bowl, blood roaring through those handsome veins. Probably England will cruise to 130. But maybe just maybe, Pakistan can find the old magic. Join us for what this time really is the Test summer’s last hurrah.Share
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