Football’s greatest showman shows Mbappé and Haaland who’s boss

Here comes the Messi-ah

The GWC has barely had time to unpack its suitcase and already the goals are flying in like overenthusiastic airline baggage. Stadiums are full, scoreboards are busy and, most importantly, football’s three marquee attractions decided that now would be a good time to remind everyone why they dominate highlight reels, sponsorship campaigns and social media algorithms.

First up, Kylian Mbappé. France’s resident cheat code arrived in New Jersey with a mission and left with a place in the history books. Senegal did a respectable job of standing in his way until Mbappé remembered who he actually is. A low finish broke the deadlock before a thunderous long-range effort in stoppage time effectively put a bow on proceedings and a crown on his head.

A 3-1 win for France, 58 international goals for Mbappé and a new national scoring record. We would apologise to the previous record holder, Olivier Giroud, but he did not seem that fussed. “Congratulations Kylian,” Giroud tooted on BBC One, where he is working as a not-so-great pundit. “I’m happy for him. It makes sense, it was expected. He will beat every single record – the number of caps and goals.”

Mbappé’s goals for France have come in just 99 appearances and his double against Senegal moved him to 14 World Cup goals, leaving Miroslav Klose’s all-time record of 16 looking less like a countdown.

“I think he can easily reach 100 goals and maybe [beat] Miroslav Klose’s World Cup record,” predicted Giroud. “He’s delivered great performances in World Cups and big games.”

On to Norway’s Erling Haaland. Big Cup debut? Hat-trick. Bundesliga debut? Hat-trick. Premier League debut? Two goals. GWC debut? Naturally, two goals in a 4-1 win over Iraq.

The Norway manager, Ståle Solbakken, certainly was not surprised. “You can see he lived up to the occasion – it wasn’t too big for him. I had a good feeling before the game, the last training session was very good. I had a feeling he would do it for us today.”

Yet for all the brilliance of Mbappé and Haaland, football’s greatest showman was not about to accept third billing. Hours after the younger generation had dazzled, Lionel Messi wandered on to the stage and reminded us sequels rarely outperform the original.

A first World Cup hat-trick. A record-equalling 16th World Cup goal. Another entry in the ever-expanding folder labelled “proof he still has it”. Argentina beat Algeria 3-0 and Messi was involved in absolutely everything that mattered, including a raking challenge on Aissa Mandi that surely would have been a red card for mere mortals. Perhaps not inconsequentially, Gianni Infantino was in Kansas, watching on through misty eyes.

As the sun dipped behind the Kansas City skyline, the 38-year-old became the first player in history to appear at six World Cups, beating his old rival Cristiano Ronaldo to the landmark by a single day. Twenty years after making his World Cup debut as a teenager in Germany, and on his 200th international appearance, Messi looked a man casually ignoring the passage of time.

Afterwards, he cheered: “To enjoy this with my family, with my teammates, the ones who are always there, is a really beautiful moment. The squad, it’s a very united, very strong group. I feel good; we were lucky enough to win a tough match. It’s important to start off with a win in the first game.

“I’m grateful to the fans, because once again they’ve shown that Argentina is crazy about this – we packed the stadium again. Everything I’m experiencing now is a bonus. I’ve been fortunate enough to achieve all my dreams – or even more than I ever dreamed of achieving – professionally and personally.”

So then. Mbappé has broken more records. Haaland has continued his full-time hobby of terrorising defenders. And Messi has once again bent time and logic to his will.

Ronaldo and Harry Kane, over to you.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I said that no ball would enter his goal and that is exactly ⁠what happened. He is a great goalkeeper. I am very proud to be Vozinha’s mother and I hope he continues to save every ball that comes his way” – Ana Candida Évora hails her boy’s performance in keeping Spain at bay for Cape Verde, after hacks popped up at the family home in Mindelo on São Vicente.

double quotation markFirst we have Football Daily on the weekend, and now we have Tuuka Tomperi stating in yesterday’s letters: ‘Football Daily is the best newsletter in the world, by far!’ The first I can pass off as GWC Fever, but the second is inexplicable and means I will be visiting my general practitioner as soon as the group stage is over” – Alex Bull.

double quotation markBefore kick-off on Sunday I was pessimistic about having to slog through three Curaçao matches in the GWC. But, after seeing them torn apart by Germany, 7-1, I can safely say that it’s just like watching Brazil. 2014-era Brazil, but still” – R Reisman.

double quotation markYou could argue that Vozinha is actually better than Pat Jennings (yesterday’s Football Daily). Vozinha’s given first name is Josimar, after the Brazilian defender who was a star of Mexico ‘86. That Josimar not only played in the game against Northern Ireland (and Jennings) that you referenced, he scored the second Brazilian goal, with a shot from way out on the right touchline if I remember correctly. Surely that’s conclusive proof that a Josimar is better than a Jennings?” – Richard O’Hagan.

double quotation markThe late music legend Cesaria Évora had a voice that reached the ends of the earth. She was from the same town in Cape Verde as the goalkeeper Vozinha, whose nickname is Portuguese for ‘little voice’. That little voice produced a massive roar heard around the world” – Peter Oh.

double quotation markI wanted to add my Roy Hattersley recollection (yesterday’s Football Daily letters). His column was my favourite part of the Guardian, bar none. The man wrote exquisitely, so I was delighted to bump into him at Priestfield before a Gillingham v Sheffield Wednesday game about 25 years ago. He was polite and charming for our brief chat and responded with ‘I hope not’ when I bid him adieu, having said ‘may the better team win’. Wednesday duly lost to my beloved Gills. RIP Roy” – Martin Griffiths.

If you have any, please send letters to the.boss@theguardian.com. Today’s prizeless letter o’ the day is … Alex Bull. Terms and conditions for our competitions, when we run them, are here.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING

Get listening to World Cup Daily! Max Rushden is joined by Barry Glendenning, Ben Fisher, Lars Sivertsen and Philippe Auclair as Kylian Mbappé, Erling Haaland and Lionel Messi all hit their stride.

RECOMMENDED WATCHING

With the World Cup expanding to 104 matches, navigating the “morass of endless football” can feel a bit overwhelming. Thankfully, Barney Ronay, has done the heavy lifting. He breaks down the group fixtures you absolutely cannot miss.

ON THE BALL

Big Website’s app now features a special edition of On the Ball for the GWC. On the Ball: World Stage invites you to guess the World Cup player in five attempts – and it’s pretty tricky. You can have a go right now – and there are loads of other good puzzles to take up your time, too.

NEWS, BITS AND BOBS

Kylian Mbappé now has as many World Cup goals as Gerd Müller, his classy double helping France to an opening 3-1 victory over Senegal. “The critics? It’s not about revenge,” he tooted. “If I started playing for all the people who criticise me just to silence them, I’d have to play until I was 80.” It was a good night for the France captain but a tricky one for Ousmane Dembélé.

Anything you can do … Erling Haaland’s arrival on the biggest stage involved a match-defining display in Norway’s 4-1 win against Iraq. “It’s fantastic. Everyone expected us to win and fortunately we did, no banana skins,” he cheered. “I don’t know what time it is in Norway, but I hope people are partying a bit.”

Tim Weah has hit back at “nonsense” from local media pundits who claim their flamin’ match against Australia will be a “layup” for the co-hosts. “I don’t know what the media is trying to do,” he sighed. In other USA USA USA news, Christian Pulisic is “day-to-day” with calf-knack, while teammate Sebastian Berhalter has been talking up Mauricio Pochettino’s influence. “We’re American. We don’t take sh1t,” he roared. “I think that’s something that [Pochettino] really put in.”

Hot mic, hot topic: South Korea have cut back their media duties and expressed “shock and disappointment” after reporters were heard making fun of Son Heung-min’s brief military service stint in 2020.

And snakes in the camp? Germany’s Joshua Kimmich was left startled by an encounter with a venomous copperhead at their training base in North Carolina. “I have the feeling that if you step on a snake like that, it can end badly,” he shrieked.

Hyundai will be targeted by protesters at a rally before Mexico play South Korea in Guadalajara on Thursday, due to the official sponsor’s business dealings with the South American mining company Ternium.

STILL WANT MORE?

The GWC has been pretty fun so far – will England’s arrival change that? Fear not: Barney Ronay reckons things are different these days.

After Cape Verde held Spain, Martin Belam takes a look back at 10 other great World Cup underdog stories.

Portugal’s best World Cup display came in 1966 – but the dynamic duo of Vitinha and Bruno Fernandes could change all that, reckons Aaron Barton.

Leander Schaerlaeckens sees France and Mbappé turn it right round after a dismal first half against Senegal.

Pablo Iglesias Maurer salutes another night of Messi magic against Algeria.

Spain’s Mikel Merino has done a Corporal Jones (ask your British grandad, younger global readers) and told his teammates, ‘don’t panic’, after their shock draw with Cape Verde. Sid Lowe has the latest from the European champions’ camp.

Which players have scored the highest percentage of their team’s goals at a World Cup? Let the Knowledge enlighten you

Malaika Khan and Cara Graham on the players becoming viral social media stars through their activities at the GWC.

BEYOND THE GWC

Confirmed: Danny Röhl has done one from Rangers and is the new head coach at Fizzy Drink Salzburg. Derek McInnes is set to follow Lawrence Shankland from Hearts.

New Zealand’s Social Media Disgrace star Tim Payne has signed a one-year contract with Paraguayan side Olimpia.

The Brighton to London pipeline is back in business, with Spurs continuing their rebuild by agreeing a reported £52m deal for Jan Paul van Hecke.

Scotland’s Caroline Weir has declared herself “super excited” after joining OL Lyonnes from Real Madrid. “It was a no-brainer in many ways,” she cheered.

And Ipswich could turn to – checks notes – Ole Gunnar Solskjær to lead their Premier League campaign after Kieran McKenna stepped down.

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